Babelicious

The problem with having human friends is that they never last... When his friend, Ben, is attacked and left for dead, Jeremy Clovenhoof realises that his friends are squishy, mortal and - shockingly! - getting old.But this earth-loving devil isn't going to let the grim reaper take away those few people who have learned to put up with him. Whether they like it or not, he's going to subject his friends to an exercise, diet and health regime that will keep them young - even if it kills them!But when a magic ritual is unearthed that can bestow youth on anyone, Clovenhoof finds himself in a battle to make sure this power doesn't fall into the wrong hands (i.e. any hands except his!)Babelicious is a riotous romp featuring very precocious babies, badly written sex scenes, age-reversing cosmetics and one very unfortunate Peugeot.Praise for the Clovenhoof series:"Clever and utterly hilarious!""Sharp, witty and intelligent. Easily one of the funniest books I've ever read.""You can't help but become immersed in the ridiculous plot and fabulous characters.""Full of dark humour, satire and surprising twists, I embarrassed myself more than once by laughing out loud at this book in the most inappropriate places."